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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:55:17 -0400

mechsuit: mechsuit: everytime y’all try to explain real life events of cruelty, violence and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:54:49 -0400

mechsuit:

everytime y’all try to explain real life events of cruelty, violence and systematic oppression through harry potter references its like when in naruto they run through trees and kakashi explains their plan in detail but naruto doesnt get it so sakura has to simplify it for him with a comparison

kakashi: the idea that working harder and longer makes you richer is a lie fabricated by capitalism, it tricks the humble worker into putting maximum effort into his work for 9 hours a day only to barely earn enough money to feed his family, while the boss gets richer through his labor. bosses trick their employees into thinking that their own wealth was gained through hard, incessant work, instead of inheritance or luck - so the employees will put their energy into making the boss as rich as possible while they think they’ll get to higher positions and earn more money only if they worked a little harder. capitalism is built on lies, manipulation, and exploitation

naruto: haah? kakashi senseiii i don’t get it dattebayo!

sasuke: naruto, its like in the 5th book when dolores umbridge got all the students to work really hard on their magic for months only for it to be a plot to bring voldemorts power back

naruto: wow so its that simple huh!

sasuke: tch

corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: live...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:53:21 -0400

corporationsarepeople:

dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

“Did I fucking stutter?”

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:50:03 -0400

studthismuffin: deathclavv: the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:48:48 -0400

studthismuffin:

deathclavv:

the beast: i’m gonna be cursed forever….. for who could ever learn to love a beast? :(

belle, local furry:

Local furry

bigbeefyladies: writing-prompt-s: Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:47:07 -0400

bigbeefyladies:

writing-prompt-s:

Sloths aren’t lazy; they’re just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released.

this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck

thesanityclause: blindiezone: babyanimalgifs: He can’t wait to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:46:41 -0400

thesanityclause:

blindiezone:

babyanimalgifs:

He can’t wait to go to doggy school…

At first I thought it was going to be, like, a car but when it was actually a bus it made this video even better!

the most wholesome content

#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:44:48 -0400

fattyatomicmutant:

klinopinions:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Back in May, Mark wrote about a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news – unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html

Fucking hell, rich people are just incensed at the idea of not being allowed to own something.

It’s even worse than that. These people are wealthy yes but just not wealthy enough to buy these parcels of beach. So they lie.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:37:03 -0400

the-at-symbol: argumate: penfairy: some oddly specific advice...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:36:48 -0400

the-at-symbol:

argumate:

penfairy:

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

Grain-stealing thots

brienne-of-tarth: 92bricks: We don’t deserve Vince Staples

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:36:09 -0400

brienne-of-tarth:

92bricks:

We don’t deserve Vince Staples

heartfuzz: i saw my own post on my dash for the first time so...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:35:05 -0400

heartfuzz:

i saw my own post on my dash for the first time so here’s some explaination:

1. “The foos are fighting now until 10pm” is dad’s way of telling me “foo fighters are on austin city limits for a full hour”

2. he does not call me pops he calls himself pops and he signed the text

3. he types in shorthand and uses as little punctuation as possible hence the “baked tater”

4. to this day he’s rly proud of this. i told him he has 180k notes and he giggles and says, “what was my line again?” and i tell him, “don’t like that pic” and he gets a kick out of it

afrolatina-asshole: guyinpink: onetimeforyamind: bootyscientist2: bootyscientist2: Porn really...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:31:18 -0400

afrolatina-asshole:

guyinpink:

onetimeforyamind:

bootyscientist2:

bootyscientist2:

Porn really convinced dudes that pounding as hard as you possibly can is actually enjoyable

They be spending 3 minutes in missionary, then go to doggy and pound as hard and fast as they can until they nut (which be a few minutes)

Then they go home talmbout they was puttin in work 😴

IM SCREAMING BITCH

human-spectre: ex0skeletal: Zodiac Angels by Peter Mohrbacher 1. Hanael, Angel of...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:26:53 -0400

human-spectre:

ex0skeletal:

Zodiac Angels by Peter Mohrbacher

1. Hanael, Angel of Capricorn:

2. Advachiel, Angel of Sagittarius:

3. Ambriel, Angel of Gemini:

4. Muriel, Angel of Cancer:

5. Verchiel, Angel of Leo:

6. Hamaliel, Angel of Virgo:

7. Zuriel, Angel of Libra:

8. Barbiel, Angel of Scorpio:

9. Cambiel, Angel of Aquarius:

10. Barchiel, Angel of Pisces:

11. Malahidael, Angel of Aries:

12. Asmodel, Angel of Taurus:

Just wanna point out that this was a collaborative art and musical project between Xan Griffin and Peter Mohrbacher. You can listen to Xan Griffin’s full Zodiac album on his youtube page. It’s really good music.

good-littlethings: Your recovery is worth it

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:24:15 -0400

good-littlethings:

Your recovery is worth it

arealemergency: barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:20:48 -0400

arealemergency:

barbex:

gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner:

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

This is poetry.

This is my fucking resurrection

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:52:46 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:57:41 -0400

sounddesignerjeans: theonlyleftydesk: meropischao: mesopelagic: meropischao: meropischao: youd...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:46:43 -0400

sounddesignerjeans:

theonlyleftydesk:

meropischao:

mesopelagic:

meropischao:

meropischao:

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

darkandstormyclouds:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 01:22:50 -0400

darkandstormyclouds: